5 Things You Should Never Ask A DJ
OK. We get it. You are the center of the universe. Planets, solar systems, and galaxies beyond are all dependent on your center of gravity. Existence itself relies on you and you alone. So why the hell would a DJ get so annoyed when you ask for a simple request like a Justin Beiber remix? If you don’t know the answer, please read on…
1. GUEST LIST REQUESTS
“Hey [your DJ friend]. Can you put a few peeps on the guest list? It’s just me, Carlos, Johnny, Sarah, Michelle, Ben…”
Even if your DJ “friend” can put you on the list, you should never ask a DJ that favor. You’re putting your DJ friend in a bad position with the venue’s management. Be patient and wait like everyone else. Besides, be happy that your friend is getting to play at popular venues!
2. TOUCH/MESS WITH THE DJ’s GEAR
“Sup dude. Can I scratch real quick? I promise I won’t mess up your gear.”
If you want to get in a fight with a 6’3” 250 pound security guard named Tiny, then messing with a DJ’s gear and equipment is one of the fastest ways to tussle with Tiny. Do not, under any circumstances mess with DJ gear. If you do, pray that you have good health coverage.
3. DANCE WITH THE DJ/DANCE IN THE BOOTH WITHOUT PERMISSION
If you think it’s a good idea to join a DJ in a 3×5 space with thousands of dollars of equipment surrounding you while you flail your booty and arms in random directions, then you definitely need a lesson in common sense. Unless the DJ personally invites you to the booth, please refrain from making a fool of yourself. You will be kicked out of the club faster than you can say twerk.
4. TRY TO PROMOTE YOUR LOCAL MUSIC
“Yo. I’m a local musician. Can you bump my track real quick?”
Even if you adamantly feel your music will take the world by storm, will unlock the mystery of life, and create everlasting world peace, do not do something as tasteless as try to promote your music. You will only piss off the DJ.
5. SONG REQUESTS
Let’s play what YOU and your friends want to hear all night. It’s not like there are hundreds of other people in this club with varying musical tastes. Humble thyself. There are many people who have different musical preferences. If you don’t like the DJ’s set – leave; you’re a mature adult and you are free to go to a different venue that plays your favorite music.
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